A man without money needs no more fear a crowd of lawyers than a crowd of pickpockets.
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter..
I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, two men are called a law firm, and three or more become a Congress.
I used to be a lawyer, but now I am a reformed character.
Some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don’t think about sex at all … you know, they become lawyers.
Litigation is the basic legal right which guarantees every corporation its decade in court.
When there is a rift in the lute, the business of the lawyer is to widen the rift and gather the loot.
Lawyer: One who defends you at the risk of your pocketbook, reputation and life.
Of course people are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers instead of their conscience be their guides.